I wasn't using a completely unified global account ([1] [2]) for a long time because I didn't unify it back when that became an option, and later I didn't unify it because of numerous conflicting accounts on various wiki instances.
What forced my hand was the realization that apparently for every Wikimedia per-language wiki where local admins decide to randomly scoop my edits, they get assigned to the local Joy account, which may or may not have actually been me. The prime example for this was de:User:Joy (more about that later).
Unfortunately, when I asked the stewards in June and July 2010, I got nowhere because global admins don't want to do anything the local admins can do, and people didn't seem to care for my somewhat complicated case :/
Since I couldn't cut any corners whatsoever, I had to make progress manually, going through the list and manually filing for usurpation:
- de:User:Joy:
- A single Bangladeshi bot (bn:User:Joy) looked like a realistic obstacle, thankfully User:Jayantanth and User:Ragib renamed it away. ([3] [4])
- An old Dutch account (nl:User:Joy) was in the way, I asked about it and User:Taketa renamed it away. ([5])
- An old Chinese account (zh:User:Joy) is in the way, I asked about it and User:Mywood moved it away ([6])
- An old Czech account (cs:User:Joy) is in the way, I asked about it and User:Tchoř renamed it away. ([7]).
- An old Slovak account (sk:User:Joy) is in the way, I asked and User:Adrian.benko moved it away. ([8])
- An old Hungarian account (hu:User:Joy) is in the way, I asked about it and User:Syp moved it away ([9]).
- An old Japanese account (ja:User:Joy) is in the way, I asked about it and User:Kanjy moved it away ([10])
- A zero-edit Arabic account (ar:User:Joy) - asked and User:Antime moved it away ([11], [12])
- A zero-edit Bulgarian account (bg:User:Joy) - asked and User:Nk moved it away ([13])
- A zero-edit Catalan account (ca:User:Joy) - asked and User:Vriullop moved it away ([14])
- A zero-edit Spanish account (es:User:Joy) - asked and User:Netito777 moved it away ([15])
- A zero-edit Farsi account (fa:User:Joy) - asked and User:Ladsgroup moved it away ([16])
- A zero-edit Finnish account (fi:User:Joy) - asked and User:Ejs-80 moved it away ([17])
- A zero-edit French account (fr:User:Joy) - asked and User:Céréales Killer moved it away ([18])
- A zero-edit Hebrew account (he:User:Joy) - asked and User:Dorit moved it away ([19])
- A zero-edit Indonesian account (id:User:Joy) - asked and User:Meursault2004 moved it away ([20])
- A zero-edit Italian account (it:user:Joy) - asked and User:Ary29 moved it away ([21], [22])
- A zero-edit Korean account (ko:User:Joy) - asked and User:JeongAhn moved it away ([26])
- A zero-edit Malayalam account (ml:User:Joy) - asked and User:Vssun moved it away ([27])
- A zero-edit Malay account (ms:User:Joy) - asked and meta:User:Aurora moved it away ([28])
- A zero-edit Norwegian account (no:User:Joy) - asked and User:Haros moved it away ([29], [30])
- A zero-edit Polish account (pl:User:Joy) - asked and User:Maikking moved it away ([31])
- A zero-edit Portuguese account (pt:User:Joy) - asked and User:Teles moved it away ([32])
- A zero-edit Russian account (ru:User:Joy) - asked and User:Rubin16 moved it away ([35])
- A zero-edit Swedish account (sv:User:Joy) - asked and User:Ankara moved it away ([36])
- A zero-edit Thai account (th:User:Joy) - asked and User:Lerdsuwa moved it away ([37])
- A zero-edit Tagalog account (tl:User:Joy) - asked and User:Sky Harbor moved it away ([38])
- A zero-edit Turkish account (tr:User:Joy) - asked and User:İnfoCan moved it away ([39]
- A zero-edit Vietnamese account (vi:User:Joy) - asked and User:DHN moved it away ([40])
- A zero-edit mediawiki.org account (mw:User:Joy) - asked and User:Skizzerz moved it away ([41])
- A zero-edit en.wikinews account - asked and User:Brian moved it away ([42])
- A zero-edit Danish account (da:User:Joy) - sulutil says 6 edits, but I can't see them over there - asked and User:Kaare moved it away because it was used to spam ([43])
- A zero-edit en.wikibooks account - asked and User:Adrignola moved it away ([44])
- A zero-edit en.wikiversity account - asked and User:SB Johnny moved it away ([45])
- My en.wiktionary account was SNAFU - asked and User:SemperBlotto fixed it ([46])
For everything else, I've asked the stewards to help here. As a result of this action, I asked the various bureaucrats, and as a result of that, these changes came about:
Waited for bureaucrat noticeboards: