User talk:Bonkers The Clown

Hi there, PLEASE do read this first. And after that, please see also:

Got questions? Wanna flirt?
You can do so by starting a new section below. But before that, do take note of the following:

Don't mess with clowns. Or else... Muahahaha.
I like it when discussions are unfragmented because heck, immortals tend to forget stuff. But I'd like it if you leave me a talkback.
I most likely won't reply to anons.
I enjoy ice cream, peanuts, macarons, caviar, Big Macs and fried rice. So, give me some maybe?
I may not not not reply that swiftly to babble page messages as I have a life and I do NOT spend my whole life cooped up in my mother's basement with a MacBook. So there.
And I am a heavy sleeper; you will most likely not find me online between 0:01 and 13:01. (Singapore time displayed below) Lastly, thank you for reading this. :)

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